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25 October 2008 @ 07:12 pm
~UNFINISHED~ Hats.  
Title: Hats

An unfinished drabble about all the different sj inanimate pairings. If you haven't heard of Kihat, I must admit I'm not surprised. We did, afterall, invent it XDDD. If you haven't heard of the other pairings, though... Well, I think it's time you stalked SJ harder.

There were meant to be more inanimate pairings, but then there were meant to be more pages. I might continue it, but prolly won't.


Hats


The members of Super Junior, internationally famous and eccentric as they were, were known to express interesting attractions to inanimate objects.

Siwon, for instance, was known to be hopelessly addicted to chocolate and the well known franchise drink known as coca-cola, and would guard these with ferocity usually reserved for when no-one else was there to witness it. Ryeowook, the deemed “Eternal Magnae”, was hopelessly and utterly addicted to cherries while his partner, Yehsung, almost adored Coffee more than he did his secret boyfriend.

These, the members (And many of their borderline stalker fans) knew only too well, yet they took it in their stride and were able to ignore it.

However, there was an element of surprise when they found that Kim Kibum’s love was not held only by books.

It began subtly; so much so, that when the members realised what had happened they could not think back to when the situation had begun. Kibum knew, of course, but he failed to inform his fellow members that his obsession had started when he saw a stylish grey hat in a shop window. After all, it wasn’t overtly important. Was it?

He bought that hat, and wore it proudly as he walked down the street, nodding at people who glanced at him. Naturally, he assumed that it was his hat that drew attention, and not the fact that he was such a well known celebrity. So proud of his acquisition was he that he saw another hat and bought that too, and took them home to wear proudly around the household.
The other members, typically, didn’t notice, and Kibum was disappointed. Such a wonderful invention as a hat should not go unnoticed, surely? So he began to wear them more often, seemingly “forgetting” to take his hats off when the sun went down, or when he was indoors. His hat collection steadily grew until he had a large number, and he lovingly brought home a pair of hat stands which he stood in his closet.

Oddly enough, the other members thought little of this, and tried to remember not to dress them up as women.

Perhaps it became more of a concern when he started producing hats of his own creation. The first was a woollen atrocity that offended even Heechul’s fashion sense; bobbles and strands and ribbons hung off the odd shape at every angle, and the cheerful smile Kibum sported beneath the dismal knitted rainbow only made matters worse. Sungmin had looked up in horror from his bunny toys and Eunhyuk had nearly passed out when he glanced up from his PMP.

Eeteuk choked, and promptly dropped his hand phone. A tinny “... Please get- Are you there?” resonated in the otherwise silent room, and so Kibum, naturally, grinned even wider and paraded away into the hallway.

“...Hyung?” Sungmin asked, fingers almost strangling the adorable pink ball of fluff in his hands. “Are we gonna die?”

Eeteuk could only gape in absent horror at the doorway.
 
 
 
kaspianaskingxwhy on October 25th, 2008 08:20 am (UTC)
ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME!!


LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL KIBUM <3
Kibum does need more love. And his hats <3333
fbdongsaengfbdongsaeng on October 25th, 2008 08:27 am (UTC)
Ming♥: kibum bearamine87 on October 25th, 2008 08:58 am (UTC)
WTH WHERE DID YOU GET THIS PICTURE????






*dies*
fbdongsaengfbdongsaeng on October 25th, 2008 09:00 am (UTC)
Google image search ftw XDDDD

It's the basis of Kihat. Besides, you know, the whole wearingahateverywherehegoes thing. lol
kaspian: heechul btchslappedaskingxwhy on October 25th, 2008 09:06 am (UTC)
*BIG FONT SPAM COS KIHAT IS SO MUCH LOL AND KIBUM LOOKS LIKE "hee i has hat" AND AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*goes back to helping with story&
fbdongsaengfbdongsaeng on October 25th, 2008 09:09 am (UTC)
LOL~!!!!!

UNNIE, HAS JULIE EVER MENTIONED HER ULTIMATE LUB FOR YEW???? *GLOMPCLING*
kaspian: you make my heart go doki dokiaskingxwhy on October 25th, 2008 09:20 am (UTC)
\:D/

UNNIE LOVES JOO ULTIMATELY AND UBERLY LOTS AS WELL. SO MUCH SO THAT SHE CAN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE. *CLIIIING* <333
fbdongsaengfbdongsaeng on October 25th, 2008 09:21 am (UTC)
KLJSHDGLKJHSDGLKJHSLGHSKLDKLSDHKLJSDGKLSJDHFKLSJDSKLDJSKLDJFSKLJDHFKSLJFKSJHFDSKGJHSKLDJGFSKDBLSGFIHEG:KJG:SAUGHFAJOIEURY{WWPOUEYTSJDG:SLKDHVLKSJDBGKJFOUQEYRIWUETHOWUSGYFISUDGH:SLOGHIUSEHRFKWGJS:OSIDHGKLSJDGLS:DJHGLISGLSJGDH:OSUGH:SJHG:SGHG:WSHG:OWJHGS

...

<3~!!!!
kaspian: donghae old blueaskingxwhy on October 25th, 2008 09:23 am (UTC)
QUICK DONGHAE! THE KILLER WHALES ARE COMING!!!


...

<3~ :D
fbdongsaengfbdongsaeng on October 25th, 2008 09:26 am (UTC)
*GIGGLES*

Poor Haefish. We're so mean, but seriously. What else wh=ould he do? XDD!
kaspian: eunhyuk laugh boxingaskingxwhy on October 25th, 2008 09:34 am (UTC)
Exactly. Hyuk could build a huge net of some sort and everyone will be like "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT FOR?" and Hyuk will be like ".... catching killer whales?"


Idk XD
fbdongsaengfbdongsaeng on October 25th, 2008 10:52 am (UTC)
*Grins*

So cuuuuute~~. What a meal that would be, though~!! :O
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fbdongsaeng: I miss youfbdongsaeng on October 25th, 2008 09:22 am (UTC)
*Gives multiple Kihats to you* <333
happyditz44happyditz44 on October 25th, 2008 09:08 am (UTC)
XD So much love...and crack...but mostly love. Oh Kibummie. :D
fbdongsaengfbdongsaeng on October 25th, 2008 09:22 am (UTC)
Thankyou so much for reading ^o^
g_myzo on October 25th, 2008 09:58 am (UTC)
o gosh, i didn't know about kihat but this was so cool and awesome and win! lol, kibum, your hat is... ^^;; and his smile is just the cherry on top <33 rofl
fbdongsaeng: Cloudfbdongsaeng on October 25th, 2008 10:14 am (UTC)
*Beams* We thought of kihat a while ago and to my knowledge this is the first fic featuring it. So I'm not surprised you haven't heard of it~~~

Thankyou for reading ^o^
allisonwonderland: haefacesansoris on October 25th, 2008 10:39 pm (UTC)
XD

kihat is my new OTP ♥
fbdongsaeng: Medicationfbdongsaeng on October 26th, 2008 05:41 am (UTC)
YES. Spread the love *w*
Nhiavirjin on October 26th, 2008 05:59 am (UTC)
LOL. I REMEMBER THIS. I REMEMBER THE HORSE-HAT PICTURE TOO.
<3.
fbdongsaeng: I miss youfbdongsaeng on October 26th, 2008 06:15 am (UTC)
8DDD! <33
Sky: B/Wshinelikethesky on October 26th, 2008 11:52 pm (UTC)
Lol. I'm greatly amused. XD

Kihat ftw!!
fbdongsaengfbdongsaeng on October 28th, 2008 07:36 am (UTC)
*Too preocupied with your icon to leave a better response*

...

>>;;
korichan: Ultimate OTPkorichan on October 28th, 2008 04:38 am (UTC)
Lol, I think I have a new OTP. <333
fbdongsaeng: Lovefbdongsaeng on October 28th, 2008 07:35 am (UTC)
*w*

I hope it spreads. It's like... The best pairing. In the world. Besides Yehwook >>;;
baby_buggsbaby_buggs on October 30th, 2008 02:31 am (UTC)
kibum+hats=??=Kibum being a hataholic... :D
fbdongsaengfbdongsaeng on October 30th, 2008 10:33 pm (UTC)
YES. *BEAMS*